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THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME: Horoscope for all those who appear to be a bit out of their minds

LIBRA

Make a list of all the aches, but do not see the doctor. He may call you a hypochondriac or even worse, but you know all too well – IT’S A CURSE. You know the best what’s good for you. It’s better to contact medium or some tarot cards.

SCORPIO 

There’s no middle ground and you can’t make up your mind – are people BAD or GOOD. It squeezes the creative juice out of you and makes you doubt or isolate yourself. Sometimes it even means your loved ones will be punished.

SAGITTARIUS

A business partner will take every opportunity to humiliate you in front of others. You should be more careful when choosing a partner and analyzing their character in the future. Don’t be discouraged by the amount of stalking and classifying done.

CAPRICORN

You are becoming too passionate, leaving a trace (your partner has to cover up the evidence of your offensive play). It is becoming too suspicious, so you may have to answer several questions. Strap on a pair, walk with your chin up and it should make it less serious.

AQUARIUS

Black clouds are surrounding you. It’s been a week since someone stole you panties and you’re already creating a CSI scene in your head. To make things worse, there’s a suspiciously-looking thing outside your window. It’s over, call the cops.

PISCES

Your inspiration is over the moon and you’re becoming an authentic Picasso. You want people to see your works and acknowledge the genius you are. One wrong word about it drives you into depression and self-destruction. You are a God-given artist and the Earth without you, the Earth would be a lonely, dull and stagnant place. The least it can do is to honor your greatness.

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